This meaty-eval knight is devoted to protecting the castle of Hamelot. Every time they throw a patty there, Sir Burgerlot won't lettuce enter unless we bring some bacon to share on the Round Table.
"NONE SHALL PASS THE SAUCE"
Sgt. Soda might look 'armless, but when you see the dust cloud coming, you'd better start running! This metal-head will flatten you like a pancake or crush you like a can.
A true master of taekwon-dough, this home slice loves cheesy jokes and hates salad. You can always crust Sammy to cut to the chase! Crustice is served.
"YOU WANNA PIZZA ME?"
Meet the dough-torious Bro-Nut! Some may say this bro is only in it for the dough... but how many doughnuts have you seen get back in the ring after being arrested for the crime of being delicious?
"DOUGHNUT EVEN TRY"
The legendary heavyweight champ, Glutenous Maximus, is a force to be reckoned with. Step into the ring... SLAP, GRAPPLE and before you know it you've been folded into nori-gami!
"NO MORE MR RICE GUY"
Lettuce introduce you to the most a-maiz-ing luchador with the most mexcellent moves! Super shredded and ready to wrestle you to a corny pulp, Shell Shock will mince anyone that stands in the way.
"GUAC 'N' ROLL"
Mad Dog Mike
This is one hotheaded dog. He relishes a fight and always ends up the weiner. Don't ever try to nun-chuck him on the barbecue or he'll ketch-up with you!
"I'M YOUR WURST NIGHTMARE"
Rice and shine! Samu-rice lives by the code of Sushi-do and keeping it fresh. Always ready to rice to the challenge and bring peace and justice to the table. Just like sushi, revenge is a dish best served room temperature, in the eyes of this master of the blade.
Bet you've never met a prehistoric sandwich before! This time-travelling cromag-nom has defied the laws of space and time to bring the "early man-dwich" beat down to the main event! This ain't no bread-time story!
"NO PAIN NO GRAIN"
Don't let Eggy's yolking around fool you. This poacher has a real rough streak and a bad habit of bacon the law. Eggy keeps it well-rounded though, always seeing the sunny side!
The 'steaks' are high with this meathead. It's rare for T-Bone to mince words. - if there's a beef with you... you'll know!
Straight out of the noodle box and into the boxing ring, he's beefed up and ready to wok. Try not to stir-fry him up as he's got the gloves on and is pak-choy-ing a punch!
"READY TO CHOW DOWN"
Kung Pow Chicken
Every day is leg day for this high kickin' chicken. You'd never guess it, but after a long day of spins and flips, Kung Pow Chicken loves nothing more than to kick back with a nice cup of kara-tea.
"I'M NOT A-FRIED OF ANYTHING"
The cheesiest outlaw and the spiciest gunfighter in Mexico, Bandito is nacho average cowboy.
He thinks he's Mr Cool, but he's as cold as ice. Don't expect anything less than a frosty reception! Despite the cold exterior, this 'borgs weakness is brain freeze.
This sheriff just rolled fresh outta the local deli. A well-rounded warrior who wants the 'hole' truth and hates a broken tooth. Dough-nut confuse Beau for other round foods, or there will be a 'hole' lotta trouble!
"STAY OUTTA TROUBLE!"
Batter up! The gum-azing Bubba Gum has crawled from the underside of a desk and is ready to knock it out of the park! Bubba might look sweet, but beware you don't wind up being the next victim of the gum-ageddon!
"GUM GET SOME!"
Ever since Ninja Bread escaped from the stealth-food store, there have been whispers of a mysterious ginger-star throwing master of the dough-jo with all the sweet moves.
(He's a silent assassin)
Be careful which side of B-Splitter you get! Always unpredictable and ready to drive you bananas, B-Splitter is notorious for being a bit of a bruiser, so you'd better keep your eyes peeled for this Bad-nana!